Happy new years everyone! Over the last year, we saw a lot of weird energy drink brands. Here are 5 that caught our attention and made us say…. WTF?

5. Hair of the Dog Energy Drink - This brand was what gave me the idea to start searching for the most out of this world drink brands. According to the can, it is “The Healthiest Energy Drink on the Planet”. Dog hair has nutritional value? Must be the protein from fleas.

4. The Beast Energy Drink - The Beast caught my attention because the name sounds epic, and I wonder if college kids ever get this drink mixed up with Milwaukee’s Best when they are beer shopping. “Yo brosef, pick up a case of the beast, we are goin’ to a frat party tonight.”  Wicked!

3. Spaz Juice - “for an energetic freak out that will bother everyone” written in times new roman bold. Wow. Cute bunny.

2. Extenze Male Enhancement Shot -  If their pills aren’t doing it for you, I am sure this energy shot will!

1. Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt Energy - Basically, this drink is just amazing. I have nothing but good things to say about this because Steven can definitely kick some serious ass.

What is the craziest energy drink you have ever seen?

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